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Entries from September 2009

Happy Blasphemy Day

September 30th, 2009 · Comments Off

Today is the day you are supposed to explicitly express your irreverence.
Bill Donohue will probably turn purple and foam…

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Tags: Religion

Succinct, short, concise

September 21st, 2009 · Comments Off

Says it all, really.

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Tags: Religion

Australians are cool?

September 16th, 2009 · Comments Off

You think so? Think again:
Tegan Leach gets pregnant at the age of 18, she and her boyfriend Sergie Brennan sensibly realize they are too young to be having children, and she obtains some RU486 to induce an abortion.
However, doctors refuse to perform abortions of any kind in Queensland, and the laws are hopelessly muddled. The [...]

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Tags: Just stupid · Politics · Religion

It’s about time

September 11th, 2009 · Comments Off

The government of the UK has officially apologized for its past abuse of Alan Turing.
Finally.

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Tags: Politics

Oh, the irony (redux two)

September 11th, 2009 · Comments Off

Apparently, God does work in mysterious ways.
A very devout Catholic was trapped on an elevator for a while, and after it was working again, rushed to church to thank God. He should have rushed off to thank the elevator repairman, because something unfortunate happened:
He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which the stone [...]

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Tags: Just stupid · Religion

How Catholics are supposed to turn the heat on

September 3rd, 2009 · Comments Off

The Catholic church has instructions for you before you get down to business with your honey: You’re supposed to… pray.
I kid you not:
Father, send your Holy Spirit into our hearts. Place within us love thatĀ  truly gives, tenderness that truly unites, self-offering that tells theĀ  truth and does not deceive, forgiveness that truly receives, loving [...]

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Tags: Religion

Creationists in Europe’s backyard

September 2nd, 2009 · Comments Off

Instead of nagging on the US creationists, maybe it’s time to focus on the British creepazoids.
Although they seem much less unpleasant than Ken Ham.

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Tags: Antiscience · Creationism

What gets American politicians in trouble?

September 1st, 2009 · Comments Off

Kristin Maguire, chair of the South Carolina State Board of Education, has resigned from her position. For all the wrong reasons.
She has been a shill for the religious right, and has opposed the teaching of evolution in the public schools; she has also promoted that worthless ‘abstinence only’ sex education. She should have been fired [...]

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Tags: Creationism · Politics